Comic Relief

The market is tanking, it costs fifty bucks to fill up your Prius and cable-news pundits discuss field-dressing moose like it’s a viable political skill. We need a break! “Just what Do we have to laugh about these days?” Ask the pros!

MARGA GOMEZ

“Everybody at my shows always wants to hear about Sarah Palin. She’s the new OJ. There’s something about her that brings up these weird sexual fantasies in me. Each one begins with me asking her to “put the rifle down, Governor.” Then we do it on a polar bear rug and she’s in that red white and blue bikini from the Internet. And when I climax I scream out “Obama!” instead of her name.”

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