AGE: 4—They’re sisters

SEX:Female

ETHNICITY:Eclectic

BIRTHPLACE: A shelter

RESIDENCE:Grandma’s pad in Brooklyn

OCCUPATION: Modeling: Look, but don’t touch

FAVORITE TOY: Each other

FAVORITE LEISURE ACTIVITY: Lounging in the highest place possible in order to see down over their dominion

FAVORITE FOOD: Sliced turkey

PET PEEVE:Being locked in the basement (Note: They secretly follow me down there when I do my laundry.)

LEAST FAVORITE PHRASE: “Get off the bed!”