MOMMY: Suzanne

AGE: 4.5 years

SEX: Sweet Orange Boy

ETHNICITY: Friskiluvcuddleluscis

BIRTHPLACE: A dark abandoned driveway in St. Louis

RESIDENCE: Astoria, NY (he’s the King of Queens)

OCCUPATION: HouseholdTraffic Coordinator, Philosophy Professor, Astronomy Articulator, Puppy-Cat & Lover Boy...he likes to stay busy. FAVORITE TOY: Those crazy feathers that float around and swat the bed real hard.

FAVORITE LEISURE ACTIVITY: Talking to birds and nuzzling up on my mom’s chest, kissing her nose over and over until I fall asl—purrr.... zzzzzzzzzz.....

FAVORITE FOOD: My special no-crystal making cat food and on occasion, a nibble of chicken breast. I’m currently boycotting tuna. PET PEEVE: When people don’t get out of bed when I’m talking to them.

LEAST FAVORITE PHRASE: “Oh, I'm allergic” AND “Oh, I'm a dog person” – whhhaaatt??!