Precious Pussy Of The Month And Her Magnificent Mommy!

Name: Pablo

Mommies: Amanda & Michelle Padronberg

Age: 14 months

Sex: Female

Ethnicity: Malado

Birthplace: A garbage Can on 7th St. and Avenue B

Residence: I still live with my parents in the East Village

Occupation: I’m in waste management

Favorite Toys: Hair ties (preferably scrunchies)

Favorite Leisure Activity: Watching TV

Favorite Food: Soppressata

Pet Peeve: Taking baths

Least Favorite Phrase: “Pablo, you looked like you gained a few pounds”